your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
How external is "for external use only"?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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