How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
