I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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