wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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