brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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