Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Even my vagina gasped.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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