i think i have herpe
just one?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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