you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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