She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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