Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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