your thong is hanging out like whoa
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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