did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
