google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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