That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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