Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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