I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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