Buhtt sex?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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