did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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