Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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