Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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