so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think your dad took our porno
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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