When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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