Your tits are I can't wait for
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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