Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There's always time for handjobs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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