Soap is not a condiment
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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