good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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