party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
