Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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