yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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