Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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