It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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