My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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