Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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