kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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