ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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