I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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