Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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