Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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