If that was your dad, he is hot
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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