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say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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