you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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