chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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