I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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