can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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