Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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