do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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