Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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