Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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