doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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