I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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