just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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