I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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